This blog is dedicated to daddy Barry and daddy's many activities. One such activity happens to be voodoo. Now daddy was a little apprehensive at first about me writing about it but he soon agreed when he realized that Poopenstein shouldn't be the only one writing posts. Occasionally Charles Manson, Ed Gein, Adolf Hitler, Tequila and Ted Bundy will write too but mostly it's going to be me. Poopenstein has taught me much about writing and what to write about and what not. I'm more free spirited than Poopenstein. Afterall, I'm Lucifer.
BTW, I'm a yellow Maine Coone cat just in case no one knows this is a cat writing. As with Poopenstein I've been promised that my writings will be available in all catteries, shelters and cat households across the continents. This is a no human zone unless you're interested in buying a love or money spell then please send me a case of salmon or turkey flavored fancy feast and a bag of Merrick Purrfect Bistro Grain Free Real Chicken Adult Dry Cat Food, 12 lbs. and here's the link for you to buy it at Petco. Please send it next day express. I want a decent breakfast and no accidentally sending dog food. We're not dogs here and will be treated with the respect a cat such as Lucifer deserves. Understood! Great, I'm glad you've got it....
Now I have to figure out how I'm going to hide it from the other monsters, er, I mean, cats. Have you ordered one of daddy Barry's love or money spells yet? What are you waiting for? The faster you order, the faster I get my Purrfect Bistro and stop writing.
Dedicated to daddy Barry Gueva Conner Hendersonville NC
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